July 2011
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
June 2011
4 tags
People disappoint me so much that I am more curious about flowers, and many...
– Marcel Proust
1 tag
1 tag
I’m pretty sure my phone is just being sassy when Voice Control misunderstands and it plays Say Back Something by Tapes ‘n Tapes.
The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the...
– Carl Sagan
1 tag
7 tags
Dear etiquette writers of the world,
What does one do when one’s cat pukes directly and solely on a library book?
Truly concerned, Denali S.
1 tag
2 tags
I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!
– Groucho Marx*
5 tags
1 tag
All these bitches is my sons
– Zeus*
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
Forever young, I want to be forever young.
– Juan Ponce de Leon*
1 tag
1 tag
My mom learning to use her new iPhone is the best thing ever.
4 tags
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
3 tags
Michael: So you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka, it goes bad once it's opened.
3 tags
2 tags
seduction technique #1 (of total of 1 techniques)
send cellphone photos of yourself mimicking Jerri Blank
1 tag