July 2011
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 30th
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“People disappoint me so much that I am more curious about flowers, and many...”
– Marcel Proust
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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I’m pretty sure my phone is just being sassy when Voice Control misunderstands and it plays Say Back Something by Tapes ‘n Tapes.
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
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“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the...”
– Carl Sagan
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Dear etiquette writers of the world,  What does one do when one’s cat pukes directly and solely on a library book? Truly concerned, Denali S.
Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!”
– Groucho Marx*
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“All these bitches is my sons”
– Zeus*
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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“Forever young, I want to be forever young.”
– Juan Ponce de Leon*
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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My mom learning to use her new iPhone is the best thing ever.
Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Michael: So you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It's vodka, it goes bad once it's opened.
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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seduction technique #1 (of total of 1 techniques) send cellphone photos of yourself mimicking Jerri Blank
Jun 23rd
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